Lily

I gotta get me a cowboy

I don't know if I'm hungry, horny, or highly in need of updating my passport

How did you capture my heart so quickly and hold it so tenderly?!?

Interesting to think that the first ever spy novel I ever read has been heavily rumored to be written by Taylor Swift.

Not me thinking that the dog was a nod to Kitty Astor

At the end of the day, Jane Austen is a supportive sister, standing up for a nearest and dearest shy girl

I know I'd love my historically women's liberal arts college so much better if they had Russian history classes

But can we just take a moment to imagine how incredible a sunrise on the cliffs of Ireland would be...

This book is knot for the faint of heart...hehehehehehe

Never, and I mean NEVER underestimate a gothic literature girlie. It doesn't matter whether it's the tight-laced, freaky-ass Brontë Sisters or our incredible writer herself, Daphne Du Maurier. Don't underestimate the bitch.

I gotta work on my cursive

The Mother, the daughter, and the Holy Margaret Atwood!!!

It's interesting how when men grow old, mature and have this deep longing they are so obsessed with Blumpkins and get off with a peach

Lillian Smith my beloved!!!

I have made the executive decision that as I progress in becoming a librarian I'm going to tell everyone that part of the job is being a wizard

It was a pleasure to fly with you Gail and Prilla

Emmaline Bellefleur might be the librarian I grow up to be

She had to vomit because she's pregnant with some crazy toxic dudes baby, I had to vomit because of how bad the book was.

I still don't understand business

Long story short, the world would be a much better place today if Queen Victoria didn't enjoy having sex as much. Lack of sex drive, lack of children. Lack of children, lack of hemophilia. Lack of hemophilia, lack of Rasputin. Lack of Rasputin...well, you get the idea.

You can really tell Shakespeare was in his mid-life crisis when writing this one. Also, we should be concerned about the relationship he had with his daughters

“He tasted like smoke, and he smelled like rain and damp wool. and she might very well go mad from how good he made her fel She foared in a haze of pleasure and exhaustion.
‘Is this a dream'
‘I don't know,' he said huskily, his eyes aglow. ‘Let me kiss you until dawn, and I suppose we'll find out.'
Perhaps tomorrow, reality would crash down around her. Bur here, right now, with the patter of the rain and the whisper of the fire around them, she couldn't find it in herself to worry, to regret a single self-indulgent moment at all.”

...I'm dead.

Honey, Honey, how you thrill me!

I didn't give a rat's ass who she ended up with. I just needed to know if she started therapy and made progress with it

I don't think Peter and Susan weren't allowed back because they got too old but because Aslan got tired of them being bitches and not believing in Lucy.