You know a girl living in Portland has a story to tell. You know a child of divorce has a story to tell. You know a librarian has a story to tell. Of course Isabel as a sorry to tell.
Was I meant to be hoping he would die in the helicopter crash? I mean I've seen the movies so I knew he wouldn't die but I still hoped.
What I think each of the Cullens need:
•Carlisle-to go back to med school
•Emmett-to be asked where he was January 6th
•Jasper-Raegan Propaganda
•Edward-a copy of the feminine mystique
•Bella-a college level course on the Brontë Sisters
•Rosalie-a show on Fox News
•Alice-more shock therapy and a lobotomy
•Esme-white, Mormon influencer home in Utah
•Renésme-a five month long romance with a European artist when she inevitably studies abroad
Y'all I need season three on a biblical level. Also how the hell did I read this book the first time and thought Colin sucked ass. He may be on of the best Bridgeton Bros
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Wait, you're telling me they were in Georgia and went to IHOP instead of Waffle House?!? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!