Lily

“He tasted like smoke, and he smelled like rain and damp wool. and she might very well go mad from how good he made her fel She foared in a haze of pleasure and exhaustion.
‘Is this a dream'
‘I don't know,' he said huskily, his eyes aglow. ‘Let me kiss you until dawn, and I suppose we'll find out.'
Perhaps tomorrow, reality would crash down around her. Bur here, right now, with the patter of the rain and the whisper of the fire around them, she couldn't find it in herself to worry, to regret a single self-indulgent moment at all.”

...I'm dead.

Anything an Ephron makes is a beautiful, glorious masterpiece and it still very much stands true with this book. Amy Ephron you have my heart and soul

Do we think Stephenie Meyer might be really into cannibalism, but knows how terrible it would end for her if she admitted it? Because the more she dives into the books, the whole blood sucking thing feels more and more than just a symbol for Mormonism.

Never, and I mean NEVER underestimate a gothic literature girlie. It doesn't matter whether it's the tight-laced, freaky-ass Brontë Sisters or our incredible writer herself, Daphne Du Maurier. Don't underestimate the bitch.

What drugs did Charlotte have access to in Brussels and how often was she high out of her mind?!?

Just in case I forget: I read the entirety of the book, including “orange sized hole” in my sophomore year apartment bathroom after having a panic attack on the floor of the library bathroom.

I can never eat gooseberry pie now

Charlotte, you weird ass bitch

Oh to be young and in love

If I ever marry a politician tell the assassins to aim the gun at me because I'll need to be put down

It was a pleasure to fly with you Gail and Prilla

Wonder if the Library of Alexandria is Mary Pope Osborne's historically tragedy obsession

I have made the executive decision that as I progress in becoming a librarian I'm going to tell everyone that part of the job is being a wizard

Realizing now that while this only makes it #3, this could lead to Mary Pope Osborne being my top author for the year

The beginning of questioning what sleep medication their parents took that knocked them the fuck out, incapable of hearing their children loudly sneak out of the house in the middle of the night

Not me thinking that the dog was a nod to Kitty Astor

There is something so magical and powerful about an only boy with four sisters. Like something about that dynamic is always just a masterpiece.

Mother, Daughter, and the ever holy Anne Bronte

In case you forgot, it's February 25th and Ronald Reagan is still dead

Welp, okay then...


Like what the hell do I do now. I knew it was gonna end sad but I thought they would just break up again, but...what the fuck is up with car crashes in these tear jerking novels. And how am I supposed to recover?!? You expect me to just move onto my next book?!? My next books include a book on conservative business of America, one of the first feminist novels, and a book that includes knotting. I can't just move onto those like I'm fine, cause bro, truly what the fuck

Freaky Bitches, every single one of them.

I gotta get me a cowboy

And it goes to show, whatever, whoever, whenever, a women's obsessions and how she goes about them is so much more cunt in all the best ways.

Interesting to think that the first ever spy novel I ever read has been heavily rumored to be written by Taylor Swift.

Okay but like the more you read of Jacob and Bella the more gross and slightly incestuous their relationship feels. It's as though one, it's weird Stephenie named Jacob after her brother and two, that their relationship will never be more than a friendship or familial bond(mother and son in laws)