egg

Not all that creepy
someone loves the word “blackness”
short little nightmares.

Murderous florists
convoluted dinner plans
Sherlock Holmes, he's not.

Statuesque ginger
so horned up she can't think straight
murderous hotpants.

A frivolous case
free trip to murder island
no one likes taxes.

Lose the attitude
create your own family
may I suggest dogs?

An old-fashioned bar
a place to talk out troubles
lousy with magic.

Homes with character
lovers meant but never met
ghosts that do dishes.

Menaced by rock gangs
holy ghost gives you nightmares
haunted by dinos.

A sinister beard
the sexiest facial hair
poisoner or not.

Why not poetry
bed-bound, nothing else to do
illness into art.

Her ex upgraded
time to hit him where it hurts
dingbat kid-stabber.

Cross and double cross
who wouldn't be suspicious?
broads can't be trusted.

Freshly thawed beasty
evil inside a meat suit
maybe even yours.

This is who you are
what else can you remember?
Let's try this again.

Cabbage witch is right
the whole world is a toilet
why not keep chickens?

Permanent re-read
silly how much I love it
despite the romance.

Warm melty plague soup
a gift from a young mother
oh no, anyway.

Girls in the garden
messages from the oven
even ghosts get bored.

The gods are fickle
harmless fun turns to bloodshed
Thor gets so hangry.

Tragedy and zen
toss out the chicken sandwich
barf up that apple.

Preserve the science
we'll do better the next time
ooh, big shiny light!

Crazypants rich guy,
psychic hero/baby love,
HUGE daddy issues.

Were dogs and vampires
dark academic research
crab, your new best friend.

Apprenticed to Death
mooning over a princess
Mort has zero chill.

Rather sweet jumble
more memories than nonsense
cancer is a bitch.