egg

Henry the creeper
groomed a child to be his bride
“fate” is a cop out.

Death in ostrich boots
heads or tails, choose carefully
she deserved better.

Disaffected youth
not content with wealth and land
manchild wants a war.

Eager for a friend
flapping, squeaking, grinning meat
shockingly grotesque.

Hungry space robots
appreciate a fine rump
but they're not picky.

Color politics
chasing highs and extra spoons
always marry up.

Magpies and ladies
both sinister in large groups
mind your own business.

Would-be tyrant fails
hungry machine has a snack
sadly, earth is missed.

Henry the rat fink
a real coked up piece of work
just watch the movie.

Told with so much love
father/son/new-and-ex-wives
foremost, love of self.

Funny and touching
the people are so pretty
more dogs of New York!

Can't trust greedy sorts
nothing in their scheming hearts
careless with nieces.

Beastly rivals cringe
fear overrules pretty words
the boy must be brave.

Endless gray water
lingering spooky odors
awkward small town girls.

Tough guy kangaroo
brainy kids driven to drink
one very cold case.

Scoundrel gains a son
but only for an evening
he smooched the wrong girl.

Some big game hunter
letting animals suffer
chasing them with cars.

Shiver me timbers
land lubbers learn the hard way
treasure hunting blows.

Romantic bandit
in bed with every bad guy
all that for some cheese.

Finally, wartime
grieve quietly, lie often
now under one roof.

Guzzle that gin punch
his smugness seems exhausting
even without pants.

Lie, seduce women
ignore your debts, even kill
just don't mock the church.

Neglect the business
spend money you never had
judge others harshly.

One baby genius
tiny teleporting twins
free ethics lecture.

Affectless beauty
gruesome twinkle in her eye
murderer magnet.