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Local perv deals drugs
gets high on his own supply
shrugs off the harm done.

Names of famous friends
reading (and writing) poems
the odd limerick.

Yes, he made great art
his true calling was murder
the man loved stabbing.

Free infamous thief
make friends with a secret one
fail to plan a heist.

Far away from home
a loner's big adventure
makes you feel bitey.

Beautiful widow
men are an easy conquest
not so much their wives.

Stinky little guys
too nosey for their own good
destructive when bored.

Music ruins lives
why be a better person
focus on the flaws.

Big fella's back home
he's a bit excitable
wants to see his girl.

A priest with hobbies
enjoys debunking curses,
taming French bad boys.

A busy widow
no time to learn the language
fighting a cold war.

Don't complicate things
an unlikable victim
shanked in the basement.

Sly single mother
smirking at their charity
too pleased with her jokes.

Big for his britches
wants to rip off a rich man,
impress his mommy.

Bond, treasure hunter
hot for damsels in distress
impotent again.

Spy loves to gamble
forced to work with a lady
promptly gets cooties.

Falsely imprisoned
escapes, puts plans in motion
that kid had bad vibes.

Nearly out of drones
squishy meat brain on the fritz
surprise, more humans!

Bertie's love advice:
don't eat, get drunk, make speeches
no need to wear tights.

Sea beastie blue balls
neighbor takes one for the team
the thrills of junk mail.

Dried up near-ghost town
thirsting for a messiah
this one's out of juice.

Desecrate a corpse
build a bigger monster box
math is punishment.

Widow feels her age
volunteers for adventure
shines her balls of steel.

A forgetful boy
starts families, wanders off
comes to in strange lands.

A fox with white ears
the dark side of antiquing
devastating loss.