egg

Please, only vague hints
its depth defies description
exotic Xingu.

Nasty ice beastie
hardly their biggest problem
poor unlucky fools.

Former childhood friends
brought back together by death
though, no one likes Dave.

Well, that was somber
breeding your kids like livestock
just faithful meat sacks.

Creepy kids grow up
awful parents are to blame
non-stop misery.

Newts are people too
once they have bombs, anyway
top shelf herp satire.

No one will miss him
tempting estate up for grabs
one less spiteful lord.

Ugly business, war
but sometimes profitable
think of the children.

Scooby dooby doo!
Maybe don't open that door,
goddamn meddling kids.

A waste of money
vacation dangerously
have a lousy time.

All unsatisfied
cold zombies, corporate drones
need a vacation.

Pro beastie hunter
too sassy to hang around
get paid and get out.

Occult antiquing
who knew junk was so haunted
do ghosts add value?

A play in five acts
fidelity lost and gained
possessed, not haunted.

Social piranha
feasting on the London set
too fat for her pond.

Ghosts keep turning up
they're not always sinister
some want to hang out.

One smooch in the hedge
hardly worth fussing over
better make it two.

Visits from Moon men,
robot commander-in-chief,
fat greedy bastards.

Virtue won't save you
handsome men can't be trusted
they shoot dogs for fun.

A bench to sleep on
an off season honeymoon
misty moonlit path.

Stinky jello gods
flying crabs that love to chat
worst of all, ethnics!

Borrower of socks
bane of aunts and creditors
get rich quick, or bust.

Little podunk town
chock-full of nasty people
ugly, but sincere.

The dead on display
loyal dog brings back a friend
suspicious new mom.

Slimy misty goop
spiders and a surprise guest
make a stew of meh.