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Bar hopping young folk
swanning around, strapped for cash
here come the nazis.

In love with a prick
stalked by an obsessive creep
cherished by a goat.

Rustic fantasy,
domestic espionage,
sappy teen romance.

Lies piled on half-truths
poor unwilling detective,
solve the case with booze.

A garlic stuffed mouth
major (tasty) overkill
the stake seems enough.

All I can picture,
Matt Damon's slab of a face
the beefiest spy.

Digging up the past
nice hobby for a young man,
or an old wizard.

Bit of a scumbag
damn fine investigator
great bone structure, too.

Clues and anagrams
is there a sixty-seventh?
Where are you Andrew?

Killing space starfish
so much harder than it sounds
practice makes perfect.

Sexbot on the run
smuggling pink goo to escape
ugh, replicators.

Fearless, faithful knight
facing his most frightful foe
a foxy female.

Davey's a sad sack
gets dick chomped by a vampire
goes begging for more.

Sleepless and worn out
stuck with a nameless dead girl
Martin does his best.

Spoiled, selfish manchild
taking love, giving nothing
whining for more praise.

Lots of hair stroking
a few kisses now and then
why the angst, Morrie?

No, don't tell your wife
talking will just confuse her,
poor dumb lady brain.

The holy coward
can't bear to let his fans down
eloquent bastard.

Secret in a barn
a meddlesome new houseguest
all will be revealed.

Daddy's coming home
stash some teeth in your pocket
the spiders won't mind.

It can't happen here
this is a decent country
that's what they all say.

How to steal a bank
step one: wheels, then... you know what?
Don't even bother.

Ugly little book
full of vile, ugly people
butchering for teeth.

Ribbed for her pleasure
corn drives all the ladies wild
it's sex on a stalk.

Vignettes in New York
an uneven collection,
but fun nonetheless.