egg

Don't turn out the light
the limbless ones will find you
they love you so much.

Suicide magnet
asking too many questions?
must've been depressed.

Real witches have friends
the kind that come out at night
creeping to your room.

Searching for a cure
old gods, beautiful maidens
the whole gang chips in.

Peek behind the scenes
less stoic than you'd believe
but still out of touch.

Adopted by ghosts
trapped in ancient prophecy
well, boys will be boys.

Naive tech hippie
vs. cartoon government
killing kids and monks.

She's chic, she's charming
(and casually racist)
all the men love her.

Small but powerful
pipsqueak miracle worker
willing fool for god.

Sand under your tongue
in the corner of your eyes
caked to sweaty skin.

What a lovely blob
it can't understand a word
still gives you presents.

Escape your problems
deny the world around you
explore the islands.

Don't climb into holes
with untrustworthy young men
you might not come back.

May and December
elevate your relatives
good gals can be creeps.

They cheat, don't listen
distract your friends, whore around
even mom falls short.

Getting what you want
still being miserable
it's the British way.

Young and self-absorbed
almost willfully obtuse
now old, but not grown.

Child of prophecy
destined to greatness, and yet...
achieving nothing?

Young, wealthy, and bored
the loafing life's not enough
be a coal miner.

Tapping in the walls
a sudden urge to bicker
try this Cosmo quiz!

Space beasties love us
so warm-blooded and tasty
just let them squeeze you.

Yawn, there's a war on
a pretty girl is missing
it's called chivalry.

Some young jerk gets killed
no one seems to mind that much
the parties are fab.

Holiday tensions
don't ruin the fishing trip
get some on the side.

Cheesy option: Love is like a fishstrive to keep your pond well-stockedlose it anyway.

Gilligan in space
bereft of a coconut
spiffing orgies, though.