egg

Wet behind the ears
damp boy becomes sandy man
worming his way up.

The ugly duckling
soon self-interested swan
so much for wisdom.

Two selfish white men
meddling with foreign affairs
and the same woman.

People at their worst
no redeeming qualities
distilled ugliness.

Brotherly slap fight
or, dick-measuring contest
but with fancy capes.

The gravest of sins
pure outside, tainted within
worse than a big horse.

Demons, crazed killers
homecoming is worst of all
boy-Buffy can't dance.

Gypsies in the woods
prowlers lurking in the dark
old cults resurface.

Forced to be equal
excellence persecuted
emperor of zilch.