egg

What a place to haunt
quicksand, sudden spooky mists
even some ruins!

Peaceful lizard folk
free from crime, war, poverty
ripe for the plucking.

Cheer me up, he said
his sister is a goner,
quite a lively one.

An oozing nightmare
escalating nastiness
sticky with jism.

Sweet driverless cars,
the real reason puns fall flat,
true maternal love.

Dwayne on a rampage
expertly illustrated
wide open beavers.

Emotive fruit trees
murderous birds, small and large
evil (lovely) girls.

She's out of her depth
missing persons, space pirates
no legs to stand on.

Half goblin, half elf
all court intrigue, all the time
charmingly upbeat.

Life in paradise
instant wealth, beautiful wife
eager to lash out.

Tiny homesick prince
end it Cleopatra style
traumatize some kids.

Live a righteous life
try not to get your ass burned
pucker up, lover.

Sensible enough
more so than Clonus Horror
that's not saying much.

Have a little walk
meander through time and space
pick up a cool rock.

Eight brave little boys
saving a friend with candy
one sweet victory.

Face like a dumpling
the soul of a detective
Marple in vestments.

Bond, treasure hunter
hot for damsels in distress
impotent again.

Profane undead slaves
local night-time politics
Booth bumbles along.

Slightly less lonely
Lucy's life improves abroad
despite some heartbreak.

Lonely people die
shy writer suspects the worst
death smells like armpits.

Miserable kids
spawned from unhappy parents
one sluggish reader.

Fussy old lady
travels around solving crimes
enjoys Chinese food.

Emotional porn
confident chub, shy hottie
so many feelings.

Our lady in red
empty womb and stifled mind
bribed with a board game.

Sure, caves are creepy
but so is Stockholm syndrome
pretty girls make graves.