egg

Exploding chickens
and the garbage disposal
the most scarring parts.

Boarding school bloodhound
living with your mother's ghost
no new friends for you.

Nature finds a way
to spread her malignant seed
whatever the cost.

Slices of Teddy
most beloved of the Todds
excluding the dead.

Rogga on the prowl
dubious new friends in tow
three stories in one.

Mother set the rules
left to their own devices
the youngest goes rogue.

Highly-strung duckling
becomes the sassiest swan
thanks, memory loss!

Follow the money
drugs, a beautiful woman
too many Nelsons.

She had great timing
a letter, a pleading look
her best drama yet.

Big fella's back home
he's a bit excitable
wants to see his girl.

Sea beastie blue balls
neighbor takes one for the team
the thrills of junk mail.

Brains want to boogie
ladies love to feel frisky
do drugs while you're young.

Living with a brute
flirting with his hot brother
Mary is a mess.

Ruined holidays
poorly planned trips (to beyond?)
you'd best stay home, folks.

Goodthink wouldn't fly
most comrades think with their junk
doublepluspantswise.

The cutest Dark Lord
better than any pony
awww, look at his skulls!

Pheasant sandwiches
a tricky meal to swallow
just think of England.

Disappointing child
quiet, an easy target
conserving his wrath.


Lord Randy, My Son
has the best illustration
they have plans for you.

“Bitches love cushions”
words of wisdom from the gods
I need a Hellhound.

Marital problems
almost as bad as the plague
less fun to slog through.

Friends keep dark secrets
shadow men skulk in the night
#FindTommy.

Lacy gold fungus
it's the hot new body mod
get your glow on, girls.

Keep Mars for Martians
humans destroy everything
no planet is safe.

He did it for love
Dad's lack of, Guy's abundance
wretched closet case.

Old ways are tested
willfully misunderstood
foreign can't be right.