egg

A scream in the night
scarlet robe and red herrings
revenge for Daisy.

The ultimate goal
a special version of hell
thinking forever.

Likely enough lad
inconvenient parentage
friend to animals.

Beard god is hungies
biting off your junk to start
baby meat main course.

Outsiders butt in
bureaucrats or time pirates
no one wants you there.

Sad, beautiful boy
his face on every statue
such enduring grief.

Jim's silver lining
war is a grand adventure
just go a bit nuts.

Red hair and a kiss?
Should have accepted the horse
she's too short for you.

Ser Duncan the Tall
Not so bright, but full of heart
I see you, Brienne.

Unhorsed for a bribe,
stolen Egg, now thrown in a well
sort yourself out, Dunk.

Big boobs, moony looks
clever, but not threatening
bit long in the tooth.

Moldering teacher
overshadowed by fat truck
bonus(?) dead baby.

Kvothe does it all
especially murdering
and magic boners.

Desecrate a corpse
build a bigger monster box
math is punishment.

Bittered by the job
dealing with strange men all day
eyes glued to her chest.

His glass is half full
but his head is half empty
poor guy got the girl.

Learning to be kind
alone with god, and your thoughts
a harsh vocation.

Flop around through time
signed up to be a hero
feel like a killer.

Meet the right people
beauty only goes so far
he knows when to push.

Failed fortune hunter
too picky for a beggar
she's got bills to pay.

Here are your options:
a satisfying sex life,
or a nuked planet.

Running hot and cold
moody teen seeks adventure
nitpicks the whole time.

So, wind is scary
trees are creepy, as is sand
France is a hell hole.

You know she's trouble
shrouded eyes and sharpened claws
best to stay useful.

You can't ignore them
disabled, but not broken
a worthwhile message.