A scream in the night
scarlet robe and red herrings
revenge for Daisy.

July 29, 2015

The ultimate goal
a special version of hell
thinking forever.

November 2, 2015

Likely enough lad
inconvenient parentage
friend to animals.

January 29, 2023

Beard god is hungies
biting off your junk to start
baby meat main course.

October 30, 2018

Outsiders butt in
bureaucrats or time pirates
no one wants you there.

January 20, 2020

Sad, beautiful boy
his face on every statue
such enduring grief.

February 8, 2017

Jim's silver lining
war is a grand adventure
just go a bit nuts.

May 14, 2016

Red hair and a kiss?
Should have accepted the horse
she's too short for you.

July 16, 2015

Ser Duncan the Tall
Not so bright, but full of heart
I see you, Brienne.

July 16, 2015

Unhorsed for a bribe,
stolen Egg, now thrown in a well
sort yourself out, Dunk.

July 30, 2015

Big boobs, moony looks
clever, but not threatening
bit long in the tooth.

September 15, 2020

Moldering teacher
overshadowed by fat truck
bonus(?) dead baby.

July 6, 2015

Kvothe does it all
especially murdering
and magic boners.

July 14, 2015

Desecrate a corpse
build a bigger monster box
math is punishment.

February 3, 2024

Bittered by the job
dealing with strange men all day
eyes glued to her chest.

October 10, 2018

His glass is half full
but his head is half empty
poor guy got the girl.

April 21, 2016

Learning to be kind
alone with god, and your thoughts
a harsh vocation.

November 19, 2021

Flop around through time
signed up to be a hero
feel like a killer.

February 28, 2023

Meet the right people
beauty only goes so far
he knows when to push.

February 20, 2021

Failed fortune hunter
too picky for a beggar
she's got bills to pay.

June 24, 2017

Here are your options:
a satisfying sex life,
or a nuked planet.

January 13, 2024

Running hot and cold
moody teen seeks adventure
nitpicks the whole time.

July 7, 2018

So, wind is scary
trees are creepy, as is sand
France is a hell hole.

October 5, 2020

You know she's trouble
shrouded eyes and sharpened claws
best to stay useful.

May 9, 2017