egg

Always a war on
humans stinking up the place
let the robots win.

Robot mind control
brainwashed into decency
my shiny hero.

She gets what she wants
he's a secretive weasel
somehow, it gets worse.

Stamp collecting thief,
amateur magician thug,
red had it coming.

Trudging through Scotland
war nurse, miracle worker
bit of a vixen.

Nearly out of drones
squishy meat brain on the fritz
surprise, more humans!

Only a few teeth
you won't have time to miss them
hungry eggs need food.

Fierce shock waves of love
charm man and dragon alike
shiny swords mean zip.

A get-rich-quick scheme
is the lesser of evils
when you drown your friends.

Series of essays
not what I was looking for
mostly anecdotes.

Lady with hustle
rust bucket on a mission
chatty desert dog.

Twisting their melons
some obvious subtleties
everyone's cracked it.

Crying in bookstores
at work, in every bathroom
love, therapy, snot.

Bodily fluids
inevitable decay
wallow in dead things.

Planet-hopping stud
resents doing the right thing
demonizes child.

Franco-Prussian War
bad time for zoo animals
werewolves did just fine.

You're reading this book
it's a book about reading
you're such a horndog.

Awful things happen
expect the stick, get grapefruit
embrace the absurd.

Pastel color schemes
unique signs in quirky fonts
pancakes in the rain.

Cool swanky new boat
would be a shame if it sank
too bad it's haunted.

Little guy gets squished
works hard to become big guy
has squishing to do.

Namelessly passive
thinking nothing, doing less
the perfect priestess.

First contact, baby
better send the reject squad
outsiders in spaaaace.

Thinking is no fun,
why bother when you could burn?
What pretty colors!

Imperfect, juicy
every beautiful color
luscious covering.