egg

Dumb meat gets herded
a coincidence, wink wink
ssshh, touch the space goop.

Avoid rival cults
birds, snakes, big angry sky dad
give fruit trees your love.

Hated it so much
might improve on second read
if I can stand to.

Used and abused tech
obsessed with the could-have-beens
harming the present.

Loyal slaughterhound
but he's a good boy at heart
would pet, carefully.

Too many targets
missing humans, short on drones
making connections.

Shrewd barbarian
undermined, out of her depth
beset on entry.

Artistic squatter
malnourished schizophrenic
thanklessly alive.

Shakespeare and satire
punishment is a reward
Iceland is gorgeous.

Monk in the middle
a spare body in a ditch
love is in the air.

Saint sanctioned mischief
fighting crime and mending hearts
the Welsh super-monk.

Poking her nose in
wait until they hear this one
who's the story now?

Gloomy homecoming
illness in the family
a corpse will cheer her.

Dead loved ones return
gold eyes and extra juicy
some guy wants a snake.

Don't steal from grandma
it's not about tomatoes
it's the mystery.

Cardboard characters
a bad day for curios
quick, impregnate her!

Stinky little guys
too nosey for their own good
destructive when bored.

Handled with kid gloves
passively lead by the nose
turning a blind eye.

Give him back the fish
a lawyer doesn't need one
inside a Lincoln.

A fat stack of cash
just to wear an ugly dress
and chop your hair off.

Free leg in the post
not the best wedding present
certainly unique.

Three pals crack the code
the only thing that matters
being right, dumbass.

King, you old monster,
what is it with you and pets?
leave the dogs alone!

Copper coated case
summoned by a Sunday note
short work for a pro.

French or Italian
Brits can't stand a foreigner
even a mummy.