egg

Old womanizer
bouncing between widow's beds
sating appetites.

Poking their nose in
some people just can't resist
where do the clues lead?

Blandly full of hate
fixated on a new man
Weldon has issues.

Creepy confessions
why they did it, just kidding
bored greedy perverts.

Not good with faces
deaf to office politics
the best water dad.

Marple observes all
working off the scantest clue
solved between stitches.

Alone in the woods
Red fights off a hungry wolf
what a boss ass bitch.

I'm not buying it
that girl loves making them squirm
playing the coquette.

Soggy pranks are played
reckless driver gets lectured
don't shoot at cats, bud.

Disturbing nightmares
relatives up to no good
gossiping townsfolk.

The axe was too kind
papa deserved to suffer
rest in peace, puppy.

Eavesdropper's remorse
that's what you get for snooping
hurt, with no almonds.

So much for Klara
deep in love with a robot
who wants one that talks?

Mechanized vulture
picking metallic bones clean
living just because.

Guy moons over girl
no fool, his wife takes action
they overreact.

Trash talking the dead
lumping himself in with Glenn
what a pompous ass.

Don't talk to strangers
never go on holiday
plants, far too hungry.

Few standouts, disappointing but not a waste of time. 2.5 stars.

Enough, momma's boy
best keep some thoughts to yourself
leave her corpse alone.

Mister sad robot
his name is irrelevant
makes little girls cry.

He comes pre-humbled
great leadership qualities
...bit weird about geese.

Clever little rat
skyrocketing socially
nearly to the top.

Tossed out on his ear
cuckold many times over
grudgeless wonder-spy.

How hard could it be
have a stroll, eat some noodles
bicker over cakes.

The end of Arthur
his best was not good enough
better luck next time.

Jealous ghosts, rejoice
new wives, gawkers, evil twins
all suffer your wrath.