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Follow the clues, Scoob
lame art film is a killer
but what does it want?

Stolen gems, cute ears
a cult with ghosts on demand
men dropping like flies.

No formal training
mentored by a luckless sod
a scrapper's instincts.

Black plague vacation
love letter to cuckolding,
mean pranks, horny nuns.

What every town needs
an old fashioned witch burning
don't be a spoilsport.

Merciless scheming
all undone by one harsh word
dead in the water.

Suggestive maiden
does things we can't even say
trust us, she's evil.

That moat was worthless
rootin' tootin' face shootin'
assassins can swim.

Solitary nerd
a magnet for bad beasties
the man is catnip.

Only one boy wins
kill the pumpkin, eat his heart
go live on the farm.

Uncle Cal's the best
he'll tell you scary stories
some fact, some fiction.

Slim breakable wrists
that sad bruised look in her eyes
no brute could resist.

Hunting up a bride
she's lovely, so attentive
he's heels over head.

Useless, all of them
wallowing in their whiteness
too good to help out.

The hanged man returns
comfort in a hairy chest
soothed by vivid dreams.

Lazing down the Thames
bored with pretending to work
the dog has more sense.

Man, woman, pure twit
so in love with poetry
room for little else.

Tutor for the boy
be friendly, talk about birds
the mother has needs.

Doomed man counts the days
top-notch stagecraft gone to waste
play along, sourpuss.

Faith and love in doubt
there has to be more to life
sheep, for example.

Swindler gets his due
shame about the other two
can't be too subtle.

Time-altering drugs
unjust way to fight a war
or your weak husband.

Loyal companion
golden-eyed biter of legs
gentle libertine.

Ornery miser
tempting amount of money
have a bigger slice.

Stuck in a sickbed
mind just as sharp as ever
clues from the grapevine.