egg

Not an easy life
cabbages are beautiful
but not to your son.

Greedy little man
jealous of her lonely life
that ending was bull.

A brutal disease
wiping out whole families
with no cure in sight.

Unwitting hero
just right for a doomed island
and a not-quite-son.

God loves the sinner
luckily I don't have to
fish, meet bicycle.

Thoughtless narcissist
with delusions of grandeur
insufferable!

No happy ending
for the loneliest people
in Colorado.

Creepy crawly son
sulking in his filthy room
why won't he just die?

Things get weird in Wales
it's not just the creepy bird
justice for Archie.

Turing stole the show
but what happened to Mary?
Not much is resolved.

Crushed fingers and dreams
are not the end of the world
you still have her son.

Poorly planned death trap
a dead department's last gasp
old men playing spy.

Waiting to die out
gently, without any fuss
only in Britain.

Meet more-or-less George
embittered by secret loss
maintain that stiff lip.

Look out for Big Ones
also the Fairly Large Ones
in the caustic mist.

Southern paradise
perfect for a straight (white?) man
killing dirty girls.

She's hung up on trees
sneaking up to wreck your car
filling you with fear.

A sudden windfall
just what the doctor ordered
well, he's not sick now.

Obsessed with his wife
in life, in death, and beyond
what's with the clean thing?

Twin Peaks darling girl
not pretty on the inside
just an empty pit.

Ghosts make girls slutty
with lesbian tendencies
don't blame the redhead.

Tiny peeping Tom
spying on a teenager
lecherous pipsqueak!

Foolish moody boy
loving and hating in turns
jealous to the core.

Willfully obtuse
get your nose out of the air
and look at yourself.

Greedy little boy
gorged with malicious pleasure
hot for a scandal.