The Never King

I had so much fun listening to this! It was everything I wanted it to be, which was a quick, fun, horny old time lmao. Like yeah, it’s a little wacky and the guys constantly talking about their cocks made me laugh every time but that was kind of what I wanted from this so it’s not like I can judge when I walked into it with my eyes wide open

1.5★ —
❝ She needs to know...there are no white knights here. Just monsters. And I am the worst one. ❞

so much potential but it fell flat. not much plot going on and the characters are all unhinged

Comically bad - yes I'll be reading the others

not a fan of the names but whatever. freaking Peter Pan and Tinkerbell wtf

Fun!

no puedo creer que esto... pero estuvo bueno

Writing is very sparse - and conversational, written like it was just typing out first thoughts in your head. Nothing made the world feel special and I like the ideas of how absolutely filthy this could of been but I hate sex scenes like these. They just give nothing. It's giving young person who just learned about all the naughty sex out there and decides to write a one shot fanfic.

The author may have missed the opportunity to make this into a spicy

Ebook - That was incredible! Quick, easy read. I couldn't put it down. So good! Just enough spice for this dark story. I wish parts of the story would have been more developed - better explained or just more in the story. I'm looking forward to continuing the series.

It's fine. I bought this book about a year ago and just got around to it. I'll finish the series, but I won't buy the books. I'll just read it on KU for free.

Rating: 3.26 leaves out of 5Characters: 2.75/5 Cover: 3.5/5Story: 2.29/5Writing: 4.5/5Genre: Dark Fantasy/RetellingType: EbookWorth?: Eehhh sureSpicy Rating: 4/5Hated Disliked It Was Okay Liked Loved FavoritedIf Peter Pan story was made for adults in the style of porn. If I had to sum it up with percentages I would say 65% of it was just straight up sex. I found myself a good portion of the time just cringing, especially with Vain's dumbass. I wanted to throw hands with him for 90% of the book. I am into Poly a hell of a lot more than just reverse harem... especially if there is someone before and then this chick walks in and they throw that girl to the side. It is childish and eyeroll worthy. I am talking about you Vain. Especially since he is so fucking hard to like. If there was more story than smut I would have enjoyed it a lot more than I did.Edit: Lemme talk about that ending. They fuckin found it in a damn chest... really? I should deck off a point for that but... I guess I could play nice.

read for swoon sister's book club: july buddy read

this was just okay for me. i enjoyed the characters but there just wasn't enough worldbuilding and ik it's a series but it felt so disjointed. i just wanted more 

So much went down in so few pages. I got a bit scatterbrained at times but the spice and the men made up for it. I definitely think it could have been longer and elaborated on certain scenes but as a whole it was an easy, quick read.

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Is this the best book I've ever read? Absolutely not, not even close. Was it fun, and enjoyable? Abso-fucking-lutely. Don't go into this expecting anything overly ambitious or fantastic. There's the barest hint of a plot. It's fantasy smut, okay? That's about it.

Was this a good book? No. Did I read the entire thing? absofuckingloutly I did. Maybe because it was so short I felt there wasn't really much room for character development or a more complicated plot. Definitely good? (Ok debatable lf it was actually good) smut in there tho.