Don't Lick the Minivan

This book is terrible. It takes that tactic that so much parenting content does nowadays where the parent in question couches all of their tips in getting more alcohol. There is a parenting tip in this book that says “never forget to get all your newborn essentials at once: diapers, rash cream, vodka, wine, and xanax.” The author also specifically says it's her job to “keep her daughter from the pole.”

Terrible terrible terrible. Do not bother picking up this book. Even under the guise of “humor” the book is not funny—it is offensive, and it horrifies me that people are reading this and thinking that it is anything other than that.

3.5 stars. It was okay, with some really good parts, but mostly, just okay.