A Modest Proposal

Re-read: Better than the first read but still boring. Also Jonathan swift is a big fat liar... he really tried to convince us that he accidentally rode a dogs back for 200 yards and used it's tail as a bridle... sure Jono
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this book is only 52 pages long but I wanted to DNF so bad. I reeeeally didn't like this

The kindest option
more than just thinning the herd
it's for charity.

I was forced to read this in high school and am extremely glad that our Social Studies teacher made us. Jonathan Swift is a master of satire.