egg

Captain Snarkypants
leading her crew of misfits
...straight into pirates.

Tom learns a new tune
opposite of lullaby
squids seem to like it.

Little desert witch
not completely dead inside
enough love for one.

Wan nerd reads too much
lost the girl (literally)
breaks a magic boat.

Nothing left but pride
never exactly married
but she got her man.

You did pray for this
unhinged on a dud planet
live, be your worst self.

Diane, make a note
there's something sinister here
damn fine coffee, though.

The tools of his trade
guaranteed to crack the case
a range of root veg.

Teacher seeks student
ran off for love, stayed for math?
what a silly girl.

Math is magical
madmen are ~misunderstood~
a long con bloodbath.

One week with Auri
everything in its right place
eventually.

Enemies in name
only partially in thought
resuming the game.

Young and hot-headed
suspicious of those in charge
she's been burned before.

Brother steals dukedom
former duke steals an island
island heir licks feet.

Ominous silence
from such a noisy planet
sounds peachy to me.

Self-imposed curses
so easy to make, with help
hard to break alone.

Robots do it all
they mine, they spy, they proofread,
they flirt with your wife.

Not a bad boyfriend
but there's just something missing
her name, for instance.

Erasing the past
one painful glimpse at a time
and all for nothing.

Computer whiz kid
now a psychic hypnotist
not bad for a gork.

So much deception
even "the end" is a lie
just wait friends, there's more!

Planet of ladies
nuturing, making babies,
some light mass murder.

Not such a bad guy
torturing is just the job
girls are his passion.

Flailing his way through
not exactly up to speed
one day it will click.

Cool space tube (of crabs)
maybe we should open it,
could just blow it up?