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Estranged twin goes home
gets a shock, and a free house
dad is still a douche.

The man likes robots
and loves tooting his own horn
I guess he's earned it.

Bigfoot loves his son
but he can't be there for him
Harry tries to help.

Moping around town
no one listens, no one cares
what's a ghost to do?

Don't drink the water
wrap the windows in tin foil
forget you read this.

Old man's war stories
probably worth a listen
you might learn something.

Cunning sea sirens
glowing girls with toothy smiles
what about mermen?

The future looks bleak
bring on the blissed out fungus
no need to despair.

Free infamous thief
make friends with a secret one
fail to plan a heist.

Romance, time travel
all-American car porn
limp dishrag hero.

Messing with worm holes
side effects: memory loss,
agonizing death.

Righteous feminist
or, miserable ramblings
of an ass woman.

Ripping holes in space
will complicate your love life
sci-fi with feelings.

A little run down
loving care will fix it up
it depends on you.

Impetuous youth
making foolish promises
a star for his girl.

Self-immolation
literacy for rebels
free zoo sandwiches.

Country getaway
perfect for making music
or riling up ghosts.

Sluts and schemes abound
part-time madman gets sucked in
it must be a sign.

He reaps the rewards
for publishing her hard work
while she gets loose ends.

Paper monkey's paw
some treasure should stay buried
life sentence, indeed.

Tough girls, filthy streets
unhealthy fascinations
burn it all away.

Took his sweet time, sure
but he was very thorough
fish food family.

A mother's worries:
should we burn the evidence,
did anyone see?

That's not important
it's the rudeness she can't stand
the voodoo is fine.

Failing marriages
abrupt (but thriving) affairs
peace seems far away.