egg

Silly, but sincere
the people behind the cringe
lovingly awkward.

Banking what they can
always something left behind
perhaps gratefully.

Learning their own worth
no longer expendable
not exactly wrong.

Expects perfection
not willing to do the work
wah wah, his dad sucked.

How to quantum cheat:
all bullshit and hardcore math
it's Vegas, baby!

Old man goes fishing
has a lingering hand cramp
unlucky geezer.

Poor celebrity
wakes up in squalor, unknown
survived by a vase.

Nothing but bad luck
stubborn men in fancy boots
cut off at the knees.

Purchase this, drill that
the matriarch has spoken
cash keeps rolling in.

For the greater good
sacrifices must be made
family comes first.

Poor girl nabs rich guy
snubs his kin, hates his old house
freaks out at cutouts.

War is kind to them
wealth, spouses, kissing cousins
all taken in stride.

A teenager's dream
the world revolves around him
kings stroke his ego.

Miss Marple village
but without budget constraints
these grannies are spry.

Gray weather, gray life
the ocean air does wonders
the hottie helps too.

Red shows her mettle
she does what needs to be done
stay off her shit list.

Romance in the air
life is clogging up the gears
Death is overdue.

In a world gone mad
one dog strives to save the day
but first, sausages.

Chop down sacred trees
get creepy with your hobbies
spread the blame around.

Treading carefully
ethical planet hopping
screaming rats have rights.

Missing magic hat
hunted by a magic stick
spearheads magic war.

Our hero falters
fed up with the god business
gloomy know-it-all.

Ignorant man-thing
the Pervert from outer space
shivering year round.

Hotel Loneliness
gets by with minimal fuss
longs for company.

Trapped under moon dust
annoying cast fails to die
bury them deeper.