egg

Reliving old sins
curiosity, remorse
it's all about you.

The losses seem small
ignore the unfamiliar
make do with what's left.

A dank moldy house
cadaverous residents
uncanny wildlife.

Working its first case
with semi-feigned reluctance
MurderSolverBot.

Taunting love letters
hidden, artfully composed
just text her “u up?”.

Mystic chaperone
rich kids, no consequences
they'll eat her alive.

Dead on the inside
plinking along well enough
meets his brother's friends.

Wallowing in death
drives her a little crazy
why is she surprised?

Stupid soft humans
always walking into traps
he has shows to watch.

Fanboy meets fangirl
he lets her do the grunt work
lord knows she can't cook.

Playing good old days
no one had to drive a bus
everyone died young.

Quipping, cracking skulls
lusting after helpless maids
gothic puzzle fiend.

Contemptible wife
incorrigible husband
scrap it all, start fresh.

Avaricious cow
desperate to be admired
hope it was worth it.

Always at the scene
passengers dropping like flies
what a honeymoon.

One funny lady
her life must be exhausting
Victor is a saint.

Objects in the sky
gigantic owls stalk the woods
humans gobble pie.

Moron takes a job
film this haunted murder cult
make it avant-garde.

Spiders in your brain
or zombie apocalypse
either way, you're screwed.

Creepy connections
carrot hands, road tomatoes,
a garbage hamster.

Avenging cyborgs
keeping us safe from science
needs more tentacles.

Big fat King Kragen
chubby terror of the sea
fear his mighty girth!

People are too much
turtles are preferable
go bask in the sun.

Secretive client
unreliable witness
marital problems.

Bothering hippies
interviewing white people
West Coast style smugness.