egg

A holy burden
swallowing guilt like a stone
bitter sanctity.

Fed up with B.S.
refusing to move along
old lady stays home.

Competitive gods
they have plans for your armpits
ball is life (and death).

Hurricane Helen
leaving chaos in her wake
at least she can't vote.

Domestic worries
kids, spouses, that Hitler chap
surely none would lie.

Sensitive mutant
witcher pining for his witch
scorning destiny.

Bloody foreigner
just a milky engineer
the only fool left.

Domestic stories
wives at the end of their rope
nosey cow neighbors.

It feels like the truth
that's all that matters to her
triumph over facts.

Two clean-cut killers
fairly useless detectives
even Deb is dumb.

Men being beastly
tricking wives, nursing grudges
everyone gets screwed.

Lusty little wench
pops out babies like a champ
but can't be bothered.

Other Mother's prize
an ungrateful little sneak
play with your rats, dear.

He's in the movies,
but he's no bullshit artist.
Chili means business.

A familiar house
old memories resurface
gullible lovebirds.

Short notice invite
lights go out, a gun goes off
the neighbors are thrilled!

Ugh, that Edmund kid
I hope Narnia has sharks
eat the little twerp.

Thinning out the herd
The Op gets blood on his hands
not on his conscience.

Cascading nonsense
this one was a chore for me,
so sorry Ireland.

Clever tinkerer
devoted his life to time
promptly forgotten.

Magic cape is found,
a fragile best friend is lost,
brother disappears.

Monster with deep thoughts
when he's not talking nonsense
he's biting off heads.

Slaves fight for freedom
free men high on ownership
the women suffer.

Snug up in the dark
use this time to learn new words
don't let the screams out.

A sensitive boy
smartest man on the cruise ship
total creepazoid.