egg

Long way to waddle
indulge in self delusion
keep selling the lie.

Warm, sunny, boring
hoping a body will drop
bloodthirsty biddy.

Magnet for weirdos
following around, yapping
no one cares to ask.

Bros climb a mountain
get snippy, meet a cool dog
strong tea is guzzled.

Chump inherits house
what a terrible hardship
welp, she'll have to go.

Obsessive film fans
resurrecting a goddess
reap the accolades.

Soft on a scumbag
being played and knowing it
smart, still a sucker.

A keen observer
petty thief, bullshit artist
deluded pervert.

Mankind is a joke
but animals should be saved
shoot them into spaaaace!

They'll steal anything
gods, girls (even the dead ones),
bricks right off the street.

Hostile writer “friends”
unfaithful scumbag husbands
a girl that's all mouth.

Save your dying toys
live your sexiest nightmares
squeeze down creepy caves.

Wife has the last word
don't DIY a chimney
ghosts love party games.

Overdone parties
drunken dads, kids tripping balls
some light shock torture.

Nasty little twists
silly gags taken too far
goth on a budget.

Shrill, querulous bones
neverending vacations
pets that grow on you.

Free* cash in the woods
stay calm, don't tell anyone
keep the kill count down.

History lessons
genderless amnesiac
smooth brain, flat planet.

Lost ghosts, vengeful ghosts
ones that just want to be loved
dead, and dumb as hell.

Fond of his own jokes
can't be trusted with champagne
cheap, but still a snob.

Beloved duo
seldom read, often copied
unsuccessfully.

Gods love a whiner
baby wants a gold blankie
then he can go home.

Cash prize for a crime
all sympathy and gossip
she'll dig something up.

Greedy little brat
beautiful bottomless pit
well-bred succubus.

Hermit eats a tart
honest maid, trickster uncle
wealth, above all else.