egg

Jane, an idiot
will do anything for cash
no regrets, puppy.

He lacks discretion
skimming cash for tacky art
half is generous.

Four stuck in limbo
waiting for the war to end
new horrors to come.

Meaningless gestures
“we remember the Founders”
in name, not substance.

Sandy, unchanging
a kingdom without plumbing
some inheritance.

They're too rich to fight
King Arthur's not playing fair
pick on someone poor.

He's all charisma
a chick (and demon) magnet
playing hard to get.

Greedy grubbing boors
not enough to go around
unless you've got buns.

No consequences
pursuing that foreign girl
beastly English prig.

A fling, then a flat
leaving poor Tony bereft
bound for the jungle.

Eavesdropping pervert
wasting his gift, and his life
still, I sympathize.

Poor monkey, indeed
orphaned, robbed, left destitute
still quite the looker.

Bud's back on the horse
one bad fall won't keep him down
mad for thoroughbreds.

First the sickness spreads
then flames, inevitably
no time for grieving.

Haunted by a tune
with his cash cow running low
white boy gets the blues.

Chicks all over him
throwing their bods and their bikes
trolls are less picky.

Sad eyes, parted lips
don't let that shy look fool you
homegirl wants it bad.

Your life for his wealth
fair deal for a dying man
they'll be rich back home.

The British love us
we impress so easily
their beloved pets.

Pure wish fulfillment
the know-it-all gets the guy
while the flirt repents.

He's not a good fit
you can trust a dog's instincts
those are warning barks.

Lovely, but anxious
inside view of many heads
on one small island.

Well, everyone dies
their moms are sad about it
other people too.

Nipping at her heels
a fool, nutjob, and scumbag
quite the quadrangle.

Beholden to none
going home for the last time
buzzards in her wake.