Unhinged

What can I say about this erotic door romance? There was basically no point in this being labeled as a romance with a door because yes while this person does start out being a door he's immediately turned into a human but her having sex with the doorknob. From that point on he's a man and you wouldn't know it was a door romance if she wasn't saying that's my good door to the human man. I think I could have enjoyed this more had it not been about a freaking door. I went into this one fully expecting not to like it but everyone was talking about it and I had to know what all the fuss was about.

The audiobook was hilarious with sound effects. 

Read this for science, I laughed a lot but the writing was awful

When I first heard about this book I admit I laughed and I asked “Why?” but now I've read it, I understand why, because this is FUN. I laughed so hard reading this and I didn't laugh AT the book, I laughed with it. It's so silly but what Vera does is she takes a concept like fucking a door and turns it into an actual story, there's a genuine plot to this tale and she left no plot holes, she left no questions, she left no crumbs.

Vera, I salute you for this ridiculously good story. I, like Tana, cannot wait to talk about this while in group therapy at the asylum.

BRUH NO, this was so unhinged af
(OBC made me read it

What the hell did I just read?

Read with friend because why not and I have to say it was a surprise. This was soooo funny.
All I have to say is: I respect a moral and feminist door

I wanted a good laugh, but mostly this gave me the ick. And none of the icks are related to the MMC being a door. Is this good? Absolutely not. Should you read it? No, but it's also so short that if you're curious, I support you. I listened to the audiobook while reading it. It didn't enhance the experience in a good way.

P.S. why is there true crime plot and greek mythology in my door erotica?

so this is actually kinda cute??? the smut was badly written tho but its alright

This is absolutely as unhinged as it sounds.. I kept seeing this and wanted to know, now I can't forget (I wish I could)

I was not expecting to love this so much, I literally finished this in like, half an hour, giggling the entire time because this is the weirdest thing I've EVER read, lmao.

Honestly I blame TikTok for this one but actually pretend like you didn't see this on my good reads have a great day

yes this is EXACTLY what it sounds like but oh so much more actually!

This was really cute...why was this so cute?!?