Time Trials

This book is fucking weird. In this story, there's apparently nothing odd about having your family (specifically your grandma) all up in your business regarding your sex life. I was thoroughly creeped out on several occasions, but the one that topped them all was when Luke and Nick, wearing only towels, were licking ice cream off each other's naked chests in front of Granny and Nick's dad and his boyfriend, who would kiss every time they did it. Just, NO.



I kept reading after that, but in retrospect, this is what I should have done:



The sex was so not hot, and a couple lines brought me dangerously close to losing my lunch:

“Good boy, no fudge, just sweet, clean ass to lick.”

and

I collapsed against his torso, the rest of his cum load spreading out between us like too much mayo on slices of hot toast.



I just skimmed the last 5% after that to get it over with.

There's more about the book that I found odd, but I don't really have the words to explain it. If you're curious, just read it yourself to see what I mean.