The Stars' Fault

In parallel short stories, Fen - a tenacious 10-year-old - fights for his life, while Vulp - the captain of a space pioneer squadron - fights for the survival of his species. The Stars' Fault is one part parody, two parts mindscrew, and three parts the best words. It will make you laugh, cry, and question the nature of the universe. Or maybe it won't-if you're a soulless heathen. Get outta here, you soulless heathen. Go read some nonsensical Cormac McCarthy gobbledygook. Douche! Praise for The Stars' Fault: "This is a book that breaks your heart-not by wearing it down, but by manipulating your emotions." - Brick Ricker, Literary Muscle Magazine "Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did!" - Seth MacFarlane "A triumph ... but not like one of them 1972-perfect-season-by-the-Dolphins triumphs ... more like a not-peeing-the-bed-after-a-beer-pong-tournament triumph." - Wendy Seargrass, The New York Times "It's probably not the funniest story I've ever read about kids with cancer, but certainly in the top five." - Walter Willingsby, The Philadelphia Pedophiler "Could Bill Walton be the worst announcer ever? Guy is a fucking clown." - Big Steve's Boston Sports Blog