The Layman's Guide to Suicide

If you (or people you know) are experiencing problems in life and prefer not to face up to them, this book is for you! This do-it-yourself guide details more than 20 ways to meet your maker and includes timely tips on how to do it, what to wear, how to write a memorable suicide note, appropriate messages for your answering machine and how to pack in the crowds for your wake or services. Forget all the other self-help books -- this one is guaranteed to put an end to all your problems.