The Golden Raven

hard to explain what kind of special crack is in these books. it???s like there???s a sleeper agent in my brain that is triggered when i see the word exy. 

jean lacks rage, luckily i have it in abundance (when i catch coach moriyama they will not find his body etc etc). but i also have so much love for all the trojans and our little catlailajeremyjean squad most of all. jean giving out his first hug oh i???ll cry.

ways in which jean moreau is neil josten-coded: says yes anytime anyone asks him if he???s all right (he???s not), throws fits at fall banquets, communicates with people by watching exy games

other tidbits: jean calls andrew a fair-haired rat in narration. kevin makes a chess joke while drunk. agent browning 2/2 failed wpp attempts and OVER it. everyone on team ???get jean a hobby??? like this man is a sims expansion pack.

ALSO i cannot believe that the ravens just tried to straight up MURDER at least 3 foxes ON LIVE TV within FIVE minutes of starting their first game of the season. they are insane. okay that???s it i???m done