The Female-To-English Dictionary

Now, for the first time, males of the world can have a chance to exist in a relationship without being at a disadvantage. Doctor Shoveen’s new treatise teaches men how to deal with most of the common things that women say. Men can now learn how to interpret those words, know meanings behind them, and manipulate each situation to bring about a much more desirable conclusion.Also included, only in this book, are the correct answers to many of the most difficult questions that females ask their men, plus how to get a pre-nuptial agreement signed, and much, much more.This is the perfect book for any male who is old enough to date, and is must-read for any guy about to enter into his first relationship..There are seven deadly sins that everyone must deal with sooner or later:GluttonyGreedSlothPrideEnvy WrathLust--------------------------------------------In relationships, there are five deadly questions that every guy must deal with sooner or later:Does this dress make my ass look fat?How many women have you slept with before me?Should I get a boob job?Do you think I'd make a good prostitute?How the hell do I get her to sign the pre-nup?Forget about Dr. Phil, Wayne, Laura, Dr. Ruth, and all of the other relationship gurus: read this book and learn how to maintain control of your own personal situation.