The book that eats people

Well, some folks devour books; it's only fair that they start to even the score. Great giggly fun with collage and wonderful lines like the following:

“Experts say that when a book eats someone it's either self-defense or a mistake, and the book never eats anyone again.”

“Some people think it's cruel to chain a book. The guards did it anyway.”

What an enjoyable experience.