Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

George Lucas: Hey, R.A., how'd you like to write a Star Wars book?

Salvatore: I'd love to! Quick question: any limit to the number of times I can use the word "diminutive" in it?

Lucas: Um...no?

Salvatore: Perfect.

Just another reminder on how much better the prequels would have been if George Lucas had less control.
He's a great idea man, but damn that dialogue sucks.