Scandal Takes the Stage

“He's an aristocrat and all aristocrats are horrible, so I don't want him!”
“I want him but he's an aristocrat and I'm just a common playwright, so I can't have him!”

“She's beautiful and I'm a rake so I want her!”
“She's somehow different from all of the other women and I want her! But shall never marry.”

“Never mind, let's get married.” “OK.”

The End.

Zoe Archer, come back!