Sand Storm

When the disembodied head of a dead Ethiopian wizard keeps freaking out your wife, there's only one thing to do. Go get lost in the desert. With sand in every crevice, and not enough sunscreen, I wasn't in the best of moods before everything went to hell, which it inevitably did. Treasure hunts, evil wizards, death-defying stunts, it would have been a cool adventure if it hadn't happened to me. p>Hi, I'm Arthur "The Hat" Salzman. Gangster. Wizard. Praying for snow. /b>