Royally lost

No logro conectar con Becca, se me hace demasiado molesta. Ni siquiera tengo esas ganas perversas de leer un libro solo para después hablar mal. No.

“Oh, that's an international magazine with a picture of you on the cover. With a runaway European prince. In your underwear.... I guess you must like him more than I thought. Let me think of a way to facilitate your reunion.”

Noooooo, Mom! Reality would go more like this....

“That's an international magazine with a picture of you in your underwear on the cover! With an equally almost-naked man! I don't care if he's a European prince, you are never seeing him again!”