Ralph Pincus, Occultist Extraordinaire

Christians, you have a new savior. Don't worry. This one's Jewish too. And his name is Ralph Pincus. Ralph joins forces with an evangelical sorcerer and a noble vampire in order to save the world. The reluctant trio must learn the truth before time runs out: Why does destiny's invitation sound like the garbled death rattle of a child murderer? What is the secret shame of all good vampires? What is a viable online revenue stream for zombie exploitation? Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicorn? All those questions and more will be answered as a Jewish guy saves Christmas.Warning: This book contains sexually explicit content and graphic language. It is not intended to be read by anyone under the age of 18.