On the Road

I hate this book So. Goddamn. Much. It's an abomination. It shouldn't be anywhere near the ‘literary classics' section. What exactly is so brilliant about this book? The incoherent ramblings of an alcoholic? The completely bland and uninteresting white male protagonist? This book should be pushed way to the back of any bookshelf, and forgotten about. Better still, don't even bother picking it up.