Of Donkeys, Gods, and Space Pirates

The best donkey space pirate adventure you'll ever read! ★★★★★ 'Fast-paced, funny and the best comic novel I've read in a long time.' Symbiont Harry--rejected by his tribe, exiled from home, and braying at the stars--is imprisoned in the form of a donkey. Trapped on an interstellar livestock vessel, Harry dreams of being loved, or at least having a decent conversation. Space pirates capture the ship, hoping to score. What to do with a hold full of livestock? And what's with the wisecracking donkey? When a galactic animal contest promises a fortune, the talking donkey starts to look like a potential winner--if only he can lay off the pizza. Can the pirates keep the Federation off their tails and cash in on their endlessly mess-making cargo? Can Harry find a home with the pirates? Are you a fan of fast-paced funny space operas, featuring quirky unique characters you can't help but love? You'll love the first entry into the world of Starship Ass. Grab it now. ------------------- What Amazon readers are saying about Starship Ass: ★★★★★ 'All I have to say is WOW!!' ★★★★★ 'Great fun, a great game, an engrossing easy read.' ★★★★★ 'The best comic novel I've read in a long time.' ★★★★★ 'I highly recommend this book if you enjoy humorous and adventurous space operas.' ★★★★★ 'Such excellent writing that made me laugh.' ★★★★★ 'Loved the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe...fast, funny, and fresh sci-fi writing.' ★★★★★ 'Why would you not want to read the adventures of a Star Trek-loving symbiont slash donkey duo, and his pirate crew?' ★★★★★ 'Pirates make interesting characters, and girl pirates are even better!' ★★★★★ 'I especially liked the character Kitt with her catlike attributes.' ★★★★★ 'I had other things to do, but once I started, I just kept reading.' ★★★★ 'I'm definitely looking forward to reading more in the series.' ★★★★★ 'Quick easygoing read and very enjoyable.' ★★★★★ 'Cleverly written, with witty dialog and entertaining characters!' ★★★★★ 'Bonus for cat lovers! Highly recommend!'