Next Level Basic: The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook

Not messing with this woman. Cleared my stars ‘cause I am not adding to her average.

A definite audiobook choice—delightful read-by-the-author. Stassi might be almost 17 younger than I am—that's teen mom years!—but she is my bff in my head. I want to pour her a glass of wine and tell her all about my personal paranormal experiences. Sure, she can hear them on my podcast, but that's no fun.

I enjoyed this like, way more than I anticipated. Just like some really delicious trash. Recommended for fans of Vanderpump Rules.