Manties in a Twist

DNF @ 1%

Nice premise. Seemed like it could be a fun book. That's why I chose it for the purple cover of my Read A Rainbow challenge.

But I didn't make it past the first page before deciding I'm not interested in reading a book with the narrative voice presented.

???Behold.??? Amanda stepped back from the wall where she???d just hung Ryan???s and my newest amazerbeam piece of art.

Ryan and me, we couldn???t even talk for a minute, that???s how glorious this painting was.

It was of a hare dressed in a black and gold shirt with puffy sleeves, like from Shakespeare times, and a floppy cap and striped pants. The hare had a gold watch in his pocket and a serious look, and was just a generally very regal and well-dressed rabbit. The background was a sky blue that really made the brown fur pop.

???You???re so talented.??? Ryan had this voice that was sort of like Boots, the monkey from Dora the Explorer. It was, I mean, a little deeper than that, but not much. He was super short???almost legit midget short, and I got that maybe midget wasn???t the right word anymore, but you know what I mean. He spoke really aggressively though, so you still took him seriously even though he sounded like a cartoon.