How To Not F*ck Up Your Life

Before you proceed any further I want you to know you are entering a cuddle-free zone. There is going to be a minimal mincing of words and a spade is going to be called a f*cking spade not a 'garden implement' or some such bullsh*t. Wisdom is going to be served like a glass of fine whiskey..straight--no chaser. If you are an overly sensitive soul who is easily offended, the next few pages are definitely not for you. Go to the pet section of your bookstore and buy a picture book of puppies and kittens. If you feel you can take it however, welcome to the journey that shall prove to be a total game-changer for you. You are about to learn How Not to F*ck up Your life, Kick A**, Take Names, and Get Sh*t Done! Here's to you! Your success is my f*ckin success! --LJC