Goblinproofing One’s Chicken Coop

"Banish pesky sprites and reclaim your home and garden with this whimsical guide to fairy defense. Is your hen cottage plagued by foul goblins? Help is on the way! In the tradition of Lemony Snicket and Roald Dahl, this book is the only complete manual on how to identify, track, defend, and destroy those bothersome brownies, goblins, dwarves, scheming flower fairies, and other nasties. Get the upper hand before they get your hen!"--