Fifty Shades of Louisa May

Whoever wrote this is reeeaaallll uncomfy with the fact that Louisa May Alcott liked women. 

It had some stand-out moments, but they were fleeting, and the obsession with dude's dicks (and concomitant insulting of all the women around Alcott) meant that multiple opportunities for more interesting raunch were passed up.

MAKE IT GAYER NEXT TIME