Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Elven Princess

Eaglethorpe Buxton, famed adventurer and story-teller, friend to those in need of a friend, protector to those in need of a protector, and guardian to those in need of a guardian. Eaglethorpe Buxton is a liar and braggart, not to be trusted, especially around pies. Who are we to believe? Buxton himself leads us through his fantastic world of goblins and magic as he comes to the aid of...a poor orphan? An elven princess? Who can guess with Eaglethorpe himself telling the tale?