Cuddling with Chupacabra

DNF @ 6%

This book is terminally short, so the six percent I read was a brief glimpse. However, it was enough to make it clear to me that I dislike the narrative style and the main character. Nothing short of Clara Worcestershire being eaten in the non-euphemistic manner by the titular chupacabra could redeem this book in my eyes, and I'm not actually willing to read far enough to discover if that happens.

I have no interest in a protagonist who's so pathetically selfish and comically horny that she drives into oncoming traffic while trying to sext some guy. Pair that with uninteresting narrative style - the typical blah blah here's her bra size as if that even matters because the author doesn't comprehend that there are different widths among the cup sizes which make a much bigger difference visually tripe - and this is a complete nope from me.