Blood of Hercules

Blood of Hercules is, without a doubt, the worst book I’ve read this year. I only managed to finish it because I was determined to hit my reading goals for the year, but it was a slog from start to finish.

The prose is clunky and awkward, often trying too hard to sound modern but failing miserably. Instead of creating an immersive world rooted in Roman mythology, the author peppers the dialogue and narration with TikTok jargon that feels jarringly out of place. It’s hard to take the stakes seriously in a futuristic Roman-inspired world when characters are saying things like, “Slay, queen, slay” in life-or-death situations.

The world-building is another letdown. The concept of a patriarchal dystopia could have been compelling, but instead, it comes across as lazy and frustrating. The main character is a meek, helpless female who can’t seem to function without alpha males bullying her into submission. I found myself cringing every time she was “rescued” or “protected” because it often felt more like she was being controlled.

To be fair, I’m aware I might not be the target audience for this book.

Rather than dissect this book further, I’ll let its own words speak for it. Here are a few quotes I highlighted that should give you an idea of whether this is your cup of tea:

• “Since the Spartans were also known for having sex with anyone and everyone—they had no biases about genders and usually dated (were slutty) with multiple people at once—it was a fad for humans to emulate their sexually free lifestyle.”

• “Suddenly the old beliefs that women had “hysteria” problems didn’t seem so far-fetched.

I could see it.

Case in point, I was a woman, and I was hysterical.”

• “You are a woman in a man’s world. It’s a dishonor on all of us for allowing this to continue. Make smarter choices, or . . . there will be consequences, Alexis.” My name fell from his lips, like it was the wickedest of sins. “You’re not proving what you think you are for women—you’re just screwing yourself.”

I don’t think I’m proving anything. I’m just trying to survive.

“If you can’t take care of yourself,” he said softly, “someone else might step in to do it for you. You’ve been warned.”

• “Perfect,” Helen squealed. “I’m a genius. Everyone’s gonna lose it when they see you.” She clapped. “Cunt—absolute cunt, served.”

Excuse me? What did she just call me?

Youth culture was upsetting.”

If those quotes make you curious, maybe this book is for you. If not, you’re better off skipping this one. For me, Blood of Hercules is a hard pass.

My heart wants to give this a higher rating but my logic will not.

It's clunky and confusing on the plotline and the love interest are full of trigger warnings that aren't executed well. I wish that the world was explained and expanded on better. I thought that it was unnecessarily vulgar for something with 2/5 spice. As for the FMC, god she was irritating. At the start of the book I found her little 'relatable' internal thoughts funny and interesting, but by the middle of the book I found her annoying. It was like she was interrupting you just as you were reading something good.

Although I have all these criticisms, I could not stop reading. It felt like that fanfiction you'd read on your phone at 3am, and I loved that. I was absolutely devastated with it ending and I do hope that the next book improves cause I will be reading it.

My heart rates it 4✨

My logic rates it 2.5✨

It's simply not good...... but I couldn't stop reading and finished it so who knows

Unfortunately, I was influenced by all those reels of the famous line from this book.

"A man was speaking, so I stopped listening."

I got to the end of the book, all the while waiting for it to get mediocre. I would have settled for that.

In the year of our overlord 2025, I don't want to read this male ego stroking drivel.

A hell no from me.

I really liked this a lot. Also I had to laugh out loud so many times...
The FMC is a great character and I really felt with her and what she had to endure
Only thing: not yet 100% convinced of the MMCs, hope we can turn that around into a more positive story. Nevertheless, as the whole book still catch me so much, I will go in with the 5⭐

I laughed and snorted and had a great time. Recommend the audiobook

I should've stopped after the first chapter. Between the horrendous info dump and the men who are more likely to punch holes in walls than talk, this was just bad. I figured this MUST be a debut based on how bad the writing is, surprise it isn't a debut! I'm shocked this even got on to the 2024 Goodreads choice awards...

There's a difference between miscommunication and no communication. There was zero communication throughout this ENTIRE 500 pages. At the end one of said something about Alexis not talking.. yeah no shit nobody has asked her a question without yelling in her face first. There wasn't a single scene of them without somebody yelling at her for no reason.

The only reason this even gets a rating is because of Alexis' dark humor. She's funny and I would've genuinely liked her character if she got the chance to know about her powers, but once again zero communication.

I seriously recommend staying away from this. Nothing will be missed, unless of course you like info dumping and men who decrease property value.

Final rating: 1 star ✨ (only for Alexis)

DNFing the series here.